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Saturday 01/06/2001 8:36:07pm

Name: Peter

E-Mail: peteln@hkicable.com

Comments: 協會的行山活動將於明天舉行,起點及終點分別是鶴藪及大尾篤。

有興趣參加而尚未報名的同事,可於明天早上九時到粉嶺火車站

即時報名出發。

 

另外,請參加活動的同事記下本人的手機號碼:92281915,以備

不時之需。

 

 

 

 

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  Friday 01/05/2001 0:05:31am

Name: Webmaster

E-Mail: fight4rights@operamail.com

Comments: 首先,祝大家在新的一年事事順遂,身體健康。

 

A Little CLO

 

你所說的,正是另一位站長一直擔心的事(見評論版)

 

雖然政府“增值”了好一段日子,但至今仍有不少值得反思的地方。筆者雖認同政府運作的成本效益需要提高,但現在的“增值”是否等同於提高成本效益?而個別職系近乎天馬行空的“增值”,加起來是否便等同於提高政府運作的成本效益?

 

舊老闆曾說過這樣一個笑話:

市民(拿著官員給的一份表格):“填好這張表格就可以申請電話了嗎?”

官員:“不,這是索取申請表格的表格。”

 

雖然經驗告訴筆者,精簡工序(換句話說,把架床疊屋的高層架構大幅精簡,騰出資源開展新服務)才是提高成本效益的良方,但在將多於兵的大前提下,中文主任等小吏只會被迫不斷“增值”,以彌補政務主任職系不合理擴張(今年竟有60個空缺!)而浪費的資源。

 

可惜報界只會稱需要VR59個職系為冗員,對於肥腫而不斷膨脹的政務官職系卻視若無睹,實在令人氣憤難平。看來公務員運動的頭頭有需要蒐集具體數據,公佈出來讓市民評評理。

 

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我們談增值,著眼點往往放在“增”上,卻一直未有討論過“值”是什麼。

 

自從數年前中文公事管理局向各部門公佈過繙譯2000字約需三天時間後,我們一直不知最新的標準工作量為多少。連 “值”也不清楚,如何談得上“增值”?

 

看來協會有必要要求管方把指標公開,一方面讓工作量遠遠超標的同事有理據向部門申請增加人手,二方面讓工作量不足的同事知悉須爭取更多工作,以免人手被削。

 

當然,要訂出合理並為同事接受的指標,必須經過一輪討論,故管方宜及早行事。

 

 

 

 

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  Thursday 01/04/2001 10:33:38pm

Name: pop

E-Mail: 

Comments: 日前某同事問及象棋開局法,遂草此文,公諸同好:

象戲勾玄,雖曰深奧難測,實亦有其常則可依。訣云:「起炮在中宮,觀棋氣如虹,出車兼策馬,上士相防空。」此言當頭炮急攻屏風馬也,局面搏殺激烈,勝負見於剎那,固引人入勝,然已拆通味亡。查開局之法,六十年代以前尚無體系,要者僅斗順炮或當頭炮對屏風馬而已。屏風馬以左馬盤河應對,風行六七十年代,後平炮兌車冒起,並取而代之。及至八九十年代,舊局變化殆盡,而相局及仙人指路對卒底炮等散手開局重棋底,講耐力,故遂深受歡迎,蔚為大觀。不久前,余隨團赴粵交流棋藝,車上與棋友暢談今古名譜名局,論盡天下棋人棋事,雖途程遙遠,倦意亦全消焉。只見車廂其他旅客既好奇又茫然,甚麼進三七卒雙鬼拍門九尾龜等名詞一大堆,個個丈八金剛,可笑復可愛。

 

 

 

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Sunday 12/31/2000 2:58:03pm

Name: a little CLO

E-Mail: 

Comments: News announcement:

HAD is going to cut one CLOII in each

DO in the coming year. With the increasing workload, it will be a very tough year for those left in DOs. According to my knowledge, little objections have been raised for such move. I wonder if OLA has rendered any assistance to the CLOs of HAD.

 

 

 

Friday 12/29/2000 7:30:51pm

Name: Mr Somebody

E-Mail: The road is long

Comments: The Road is Long

 

 

On a gloomy November morning, when life became boring and work disinterested, I received a phone call from a friend who, out of good intention, told me that acting CLOIs who were promoted were one by one informed of the news they had been waiting for such a long time. As a man who had never experienced what promotion was like in his entire peripatetic career, I immediately sat on the edge of the chair to wait for the fateful call --which never came. It was a morning very long indeed.

 

My late father, who understood that his son had a big mouth and a caustic tongue, had always sermonized me, “In life, you have to take the good with the bad.” It was a piece of advice well delivered.

 

But I have reason to be grateful-I am among those who have survived. After being buffeted on acting appointments for more than two years, a handful of colleagues have to face the harsh reality of being recommended to step down by the promotion board. It is adding insult to injury.

 

Nevertheless, I think the promotion exercise had been fair on the whole. Personally knowing nine of the chosen eleven, I can readily attest how hard they have worked. I have nothing but congratulations for them. And my sympathy for those who have to step down does not, in the least, detract the credit the promotees deserve. It is simply the other side of the coin, the miserable side. Those who have to cease acting have worked so hard.

 

One or two friends, in our private talks, revealed how disheartened they were. When honest self-examination led to a clear-conscience conclusion, chicanery (not on the part of the promotion board, it must be stressed) was speculated as one of the possible explanations. I am not trying to jump to a hasty conclusion and egg on our colleagues to take drastic actions, but several things can be done to give themselves a clearer picture, although a definite answer will not be likely. They can request, by invoking the provisions of Personal Data (Privacy) Ordinance, to be supplied with a copy of the assessments of the promotion board and that of previous appraisal reports, in which remarks of countersigning officers and comments of the GM will be shown. That will lay to rest some of their concerns and more importantly, let facts speak for themselves. Most of our colleagues would tend to think that such an act amounts to an open rebellion and will only roil the GM. I do not think so. I have asked for such a copy every time it becomes available and so far the GM has not treated me like a scourge. At least I believe they have not.

 

Previously, I had attended an interview with the GM, one that I myself had asked for. Among other things (such as where my deficiencies lay), I was explained that there was very fierce competition in this year’s promotion exercise, which I believed was a truthful depiction of the situation. I was told, if the sailing had been good, more on acting appointments would have been promoted. A wise man once said, “你不能控制他人,但可以掌握自己。” The road may be full of twists and turns, but one must not lose his direction.

 

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Friday 12/29/2000 0:19:56am

Name: 展翅計劃預備生

E-Mail: 

Comments: 嘍囉兄/妹何須感傷,香港政府素以通才掛帥,學歷高、精者只有自嘆倒楣。我敢跟你打賭,要是中文主任界來個博士畢業或怎麼的,定會落得打入天牢之類的下場。

 

 

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Thursday 12/28/2000 8:11:07pm

Name: 小嘍囉

E-Mail: 

Comments: 展翅生的文筆真好. 用上好的文筆來說書, 總是令人感傷的. 據報中文主任職系持碩士學位人員的比率, 是各政府職系之冠, 同樣令人感傷.

 

 

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Tuesday 12/26/2000 11:17:12pm

Name: 展翅計劃預備生

E-Mail: 

Comments: 自從清輝道長一招“忽然皈依”,出奇制勝成為勁門總舵主後,江湖中人不禁議論紛紛。清輝道長雖非三腳貓工夫,但運起功來離驚天地泣鬼神的地步還差十萬七千九百九十九里。得知“噩耗”,弟子們唯有每天敲經,祈求上蒼不要讓這位總舵主一時興起四處表演功架,以免被人識破底牌,顏面無存。

 

這邊廂的髮乳堂近日頻有動作,繼“奸計尚未得逞,堂主仍須努力”的“官話入拳譜”計劃外,堂主更在報人面前耍了幾套拳,意圖耀武揚威一番。由於空降而來的堂主並非習武出身,大家對他的功夫也無甚期望;但堂主每天用電話、看報紙經濟版,天天辦手續大談科學兼唱卡拉OK,居然還能厚著臉皮耍出“扁倭剿寇十八式”,委實令縱弟子拜服不已——蓋“十八式”中不少招數,均來自倭寇——差點忘了堂主法號“破舊”,本身已是數典忘祖得可以。此外,未知是否因為山下的九龍皇帝近日改以文言來撰寫屎坑墨寶,據說堂主下令日後任何弟子先要有深厚考古學根柢,才能踏足羅漢堂管理眾小僧嘍囉。殊不知髮乳堂不少羅漢早已動了凡心,為了泡洋妞而改習洋文多時,大羅漢更以常以番書仔自居。一天,堂主為了是否褫奪大羅漢的地位而深感苦惱,獨自下山思索,忽睹一售車仔麵老嫗三分鐘即弄好美味麵條一碗,便急忙上前請教。答曰:“熱湯三分OK!”堂主即時計上心頭……

 

 

(未完待續)

 

 

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Tuesday 12/26/2000 9:53:08pm

Name: CLO Dog

E-Mail: 

Comments: To: Without Name

 

謝謝關心。由於請了數天假,休息了一下,

心情好些,不過我仍在舊處。

 

 

 

Tuesday 12/26/2000 6:09:12pm

Name: Without Name

E-Mail: 

Comments: It is glad to hear that our colleague, CLO Dog, is still fine and seems to be in a good mood.

 

Has your health become better? Or have you been transferred to an ideal department/office?

 

 

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Tuesday 12/26/2000 5:28:55pm

Name: 退休時節

E-Mail: 

Comments: 退休時節好繽紛•VR路上點行頻 借問消息何處有•網站最多係時聞

 

 

 

 

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Sunday 12/24/2000 6:49:50pm

Name:

CLO Dog

E-Mail:

Comments:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to

All of You!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 12/24/2000 2:40:22pm

Name:

crab

E-Mail:

Comments:

我輩賤賣血汗為生,日常應多進補。灣仔298商場對面,有食

店名金海,專門售蟹。今南極雪蟹當造,色雪白,肉豐而

爽,爪粗如姆指。知己四人,三斤巨蟹一隻,再加焗蠔扇

貝,啤酒若干,「埋單」七百餘元,可慰高官壓迫下牛馬之

勞。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Friday 12/22/2000 11:48:20pm

Name:

寓言一則

E-Mail:

Comments:

帝大怒,卻見萬千妖魔鬼怪忽然發難,飛撲力 神大王咬噬。

王急走,馬跳檀溪,僥幸得脫 。然面子攸關,乃令翌年開庭

檢議,再論獸 之去留。甜雞哥進曰:「可委民團份子入庭

議。」王嗤之以鼻,斥曰:「吾將招吠霸 羊狗仔及打手孖口

仔入局,彼等乃吾之信徒 ,又具國民証,足可代表全國人

民。」豈料 禍亂萌生,一場翻天覆地之革命正乘時而起

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 12/22/2000 6:03:20pm

Name:

Nosy Person

E-Mail:

Comments:

據觀察,新留言會把舊留言下移,故 King Lilison 寓言(和所有

其他留言)會隨著時間(或留言的累積)而在更後頁數出現。各

位請執生!:-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 12/21/2000 8:16:38pm

Name:

Trailer

E-Mail:

Comments:

Fable Teller's Story : King Lilison

 

Please go to Page 20 for Part I of the story;

 

and Page 1 for Part II .

 

Wednesday 12/20/2000 9:55:47pm

Name:

Peter

E-Mail:

peteln@hkicable.com

Comments:

政府中文主任協會將於二零零一年

一月七日舉行行山活動————由鶴藪

攀上八仙嶺,然後以大尾篤為終點。

有興趣的同事,可於辦公時間電:

29235353與本人聯絡。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 12/18/2000 8:53:30pm

Name:

bie

E-Mail:

Comments:

Sloth:壽帶呢種雀舊陣時間中有得賣,你可以 去雀仔公園問雀

佬。其實不如玩畫眉或者支喳仲好啦。打又得唱又得。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 12/18/2000 5:28:42pm

Name:

sloth

E-Mail:

Comments:

近日得賞趙少昂畫一幀, 內有「壽帶」鳥一雙, 未悉其詳, 此畫

亦未嘗見於趙老畫卌. 何方高人得悉「壽帶」者, 有以教我.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 12/16/2000 10:38:25pm

Name:

Fable Teller

E-Mail:

Comments:

To Trailer: thanks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/16/2000 8:41:07am

Name:

Trailer

E-Mail:

Comments:

Fable Teller’s story: King Lilison

 

 

Please go to Page 19 for Part I of the story.

 

Friday 12/15/2000 10:02:51pm

Name:

牌戲

E-Mail:

Comments:

猶記於CLD任事時,偶約三數同事,午膳後 齊集課室玩奪

牌遊戲。牌戲刺激,眾輒嘩然 狂叫,嘈甚。關記亦為之「側

目」,途經時每 順手關門,恐聲浪擾及大廳閉目養神之同事

也。遊戲玩法簡單,取字母牌五十二張,由 任公正者逐一翻

啟,若能拼成一字,即拍檯 呼出,斗搶過程精彩萬分。後調

離總部,遂 斷。回想昔日種種,忽戚戚然,頗有放翁遊 園人

面桃花之嘆。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 12/14/2000 11:21:08pm

Name:

站長

E-Mail:

Comments:

呵呵,新留言版雖然諸多不是,且經常出現故障(站長已向

服務供應商反映),但大家可以用IE貼中文留言啦!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 12/14/2000 8:46:03pm

Name:

Fable Teller

E-Mail:

Comments:

King Lilison, Part II (please go to Page 15 for Part I of the story)

 

 

King Lilison narrowly escaped the onslaught of milliards of spooky,

ghostly,

weird … creatures, which invariably pounced on him in the wake of

God's wrath. To save His Royal Highness's face, he ordered that

reviews be held next year as to whether the most magnificent creature,

Objective Sapiens, would still be kept by his subjects. General Tim

Kyte suggested that members of the People's Voice Guild be appointed

to the Royal Review Commission on OS. But the Almighty King

retorted that the Commission would comprise his beloved admirer, the

great orator Cheewawa Lamb and his top gladiator, the double-mouth,

and that they were holders of the royal ID card, already representing

the people as a whole. An uprising was brewing under the King's nose,

which would make the French Revolution look like a child's play …

(to be continued)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 12/14/2000 0:18:39am

Name:

九唔搭八

E-Mail:

Comments:

先來一段楔子:

蟻民:我們要求議會裡多點人民的聲音。

高官:我們的議員都有身分證。

 

某會議上,協會的田主席要求日後成立檢討工作小組(檢討甚

麼倒忘記了,怕是評核報告吧?)時,應邀請協會幹事出任組

(大意如此)。會議主席李大俠指出小組的職方組員為協會會

員,實在令人拍案叫絕。

 

周星馳的電影越拍越差、許冠文更停產多時,令我等無厘頭

派拍電影愛好者意興闌珊。幸好李大俠適時出招,為我們帶

來了一線曙光。這顆初現新星,令我們突然間感到:香港電

影超英趕美之期,指日可待也!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 12/13/2000 9:01:47pm

Name:

唔好話識得我

E-Mail:

Comments:

講古大佬,唔係講笑係嗎? 咁都得? 怪唔得出面人人嗌語文水

準普遍低落,身為語文專家的,不單止唔可以吊高來賣,仲

好似唔好意思出政府糧,周之無日要諗下可唔可以兼埋呀嬸

個份來「增值」。咁搞法中央一個禮拜出一期擲地有聲的刊

物,都照唔起啦。

 

Wednesday 12/13/2000 8:37:38am

Name:

Webmaster

E-Mail:

Comments:

 

留言版的設立,雖然曾帶來一陣子關於“正統—地下”的爭

辯,但很快大家都發現:發言途徑多了並無不妥。至於一些

令衛道之士震驚,甚至視為洪水猛獸的“過激”言論,更是

發人深省——沈默不是懦弱,忍耐不是麻木——只是同事未

能找到一個沒有黑名單、沒有秋後算帳、沒有預先審查的地

方來宣洩不滿而已。

 

 

認為沒提及等於不存在的,世間恐怕只有董老一人--八萬

五如是,辛酸事亦然。

 

 

在職系管理方面,同事藉網站來宣洩不滿,其實有三大積極

作用:一方面,管方可參考同事的意見,調整管理策略。就

是要同事喝一杯罰酒,也好歹用個夜光杯來包裝包裝。另一

方面,網站提供了一個真正自由、平等、身分保密的討論場

所,管方大可針對人們害怕新事物的心態,以筆名與同事們

討論職系的問題,從而帶出新觀點,為大家培養出新思惟,

大大減少施政的阻力。此外,考績報告未能忠實反映職員表

現這個令管方頭痛不已的問題,或多或少已被網站解決。早

前關於“騎呢一族”的討論,相信已撕碎了不少“偽

outstanding report”。

 

 

這一點,恐怕連新評核制度也不一定能做到。

 

 

另外,要不是看過近日的留言,相信連管方也不

知道中文主任間原來不乏六藝俱精的臥虎藏龍。

 

 

在不影響職方權益下令管方得益,本網站自然義不容辭。

 

 

喜見繕校員協會也有意設立網站,謹以上面的一點感想,與

新網站共勉。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 12/12/2000 10:36:27pm

Name:

kongkoolo

E-Mail:

Comments:

要增值,要有地位,要得到其他同事尊重, 方法有好多。例

如有喜慶,送副對聯賀下 人地,都幾好丫。人名,正。拿,

我就隨便抄 首俾大家過下癮:

 

 

立馬橫刀真好漢

 

 

X文解語是豪雄

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 12/11/2000 10:46:33pm

Name:

A colleague

E-Mail:

LIFE

Comments:

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is a beauty, admire it.

Life is bliss, taste it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

 

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is costly, care for it.

 

Life is wealth, keep it.

Life is love, enjoy it.

Life is a mystery, know it.

Life is a promise, fulfil it.

 

Life is a sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

 

Life is an adventure, dare it.

Life is a luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 12/10/2000 11:21:43am

Name:

DX

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poem君:手頭上的工具書,包括上海辭書出

版社的《宋詩鑒賞辭典》、黑龍江人民出版社

的《中華語言精粹寶典》和河南人民出版社的

《古詩名句薈萃》都註明是趙師秀,未見有司

馬光。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 12/10/2000 10:47:03am

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DX:到底首詩作者係趙師秀抑或司馬光? 不同書有不同說

法,希望有同事指教。

 

Saturday 12/09/2000 10:47:43pm

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早前於此閱同事留言,見「閒敲棋子落燈花」

之句,不知語出何典。今夜偶讀宋人趙師秀

《約客》詩,詩云:「黃梅時節家家雨,青草

池塘處處蛙。有約不來過夜半,閒敲棋子落燈

花。」得來全不費工夫,喜甚。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/09/2000 1:10:20pm

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的確,文訊錯引夢溪筆談,正文應是 「館閣新書淨本有誤書

處」。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/09/2000 8:25:05am

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I know some of our colleagues have created a better e-glossary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/09/2000 8:17:35am

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文訊文訊,千錘百鍊,終於出現。談雌黃者,失之雌黃,何

解何解﹖抄書出錯﹕《夢溪筆談》– "館閣新書…有誤()

處…。"雌黃在手,"誤書"可塗,"誤處"難抹! 袞袞諸公,無一

看通﹖

 

 

其二﹕尺牘尺牘,書信總稱,公文商函,樣樣齊全。"尺牘"

之後,再加"公文",意思重複,架床疊屋。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/09/2000 7:44:33am

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To fair:

 

 

But there is still much room for improvement. For instance,

cut-and-paste support, provision of advance search (using boolean

operators such as AND, OR and XOR), more straight-forward

installation rountine etc. BTW, the e-glossary has dramatically boosted

our efficiency and quality of works in the past two years and should

be regarded as the most valuable asset of our grade.

 

Friday 12/08/2000 9:51:26pm

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Observer, I agree with what you say. But, to be fair, that glossary is

quite useful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 12/08/2000 6:34:20pm

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The OLA computer glossary will give you something to take up your

precious hard drive space. Try this: use the glossary to search a word

or two and subsequently you will find some unknown files with cdx or

dbf extensions added to your c: drive. The more you use it, the more

cdxs or dbfs will appear on your c: drive. Your boss may know

whether you have really consulted the computer glossary by just

looking at your c: drive. Making a fanfare out of this so-called OLA

computer glossary or even putting it on the Internet is a joke with a

bug like that. To solve this problem, you need to write a bat file for

deleting countless files with cdx or dbf extension on your c: drive, or

you may ask the creator of the OLA computer glossary to, if he can,

upgrade the present version. The former seems to be easier.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Anonymous:所謂子不語怪力亂神,某識淺,向以周易導人迷

信,故 未予重視。惟年多以前,亦因公購置一本《易經直

解》,雖謂直解, 讀之仍覺深奧難明,後束之高閣。君若在

此談周易,在下洗耳恭聽。 又據知東林書院顧憲成高攀龍有

《周易易簡》傳世,然於書坊未見 有售。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Itchy foot,唔明解,寓言可深可淺,張貼在這裡的可小眾可大

路,會「開估」的嗎?

 

 

 

Cricket Fighter 君言重了,我也只是瘚菄情C

 

 

 

星期日在三聯買了兩本書,一本《易經直解》,一本《周易

象說》。多年前我曾一度迷戀周易占卜,下過一點工夫。現

在久經荒疏,已武功全廢。上星期與友人閒聊,興之所之,

取出三枚錢為她求卜,但手邊無書,只有敷衍著解。所以見

書便宜,即買。本想在這談談周易,但提起筆來,覺得必

須經營一番,才能寫出。不如先問問同事當中是否有此中高

人,可以提點一下。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/02/2000 3:59:28pm

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Anonymous君,一場誤會,請受小弟一拜。

 

Saturday 12/02/2000 12:18:40am

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Anonymous:小弟有時寫下文言。如果你睇左覺得腳痕,咁我

就同你講聲sorry。話時話,整左篇文文地既野,請你過下

目, 睇下又會吾會令阿姐腳痕。:)

 

寓言一則:

 

一日,萬能力神諭眾曰:「天庭百官俱蓄異獸,汝等亦須效

之。」眾皆未見此獸,不知其模樣,然無人敢問。眾狐疑,

乃急覓珍奇異獸,深恐年終有滅門之禍。後神召眾曰,該獸

乃天帝恩賜之「正野」,令舉異獸模樣。甲曰:「某蓄百足

蛇。」乙曰:「某之獸入水能游,出水能叫「正野正

野」」。 年終,眾攜獸至,列隊候查,場面熱鬧非常,仿似

天宮再造, 異物紛呈!帝見諸獸古靈精怪,咯咕咯咕亂叫,

大怒,擬令 放歸,然......

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 12/02/2000 8:51:25am

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23萬在OLA安裝個什麼版權控制系統??不如用23萬為OLA

的同事添置正版軟件──有頭髮誰想做瘌痢?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Friday 12/01/2000 10:35:31pm

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Cricket Fighter 君,不要誤會。我是因為國學底子差,文言看

得吃力,蕩悠悠之間,誤以龍船腳是三寸蓮,大概是下意識

作祟,希圖與博大精深的中華文化攀個邊兒而已。

 

 

 

閣下建議把纏腳布拿來熬湯,款待裙下之臣,很見卓識。唐

滌生《再世紅梅記》寫多情才子裴禹邂逅奸相賈似道妾李慧

娘於橋頭,拾遺巾以慰相思,就有「姑煮鳳巾作葯材」之

句。可見人同此心,心同此理。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/30/2000 9:52:27pm

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Anonymous君,閣下之纏腳布,果真奇臭無比,令你讀完淺白

文言後腳痕,建議拿來熬湯,以饗逐臭金蓮之夫。贈你一句

英諺(不用和我吃飯)eat but don't fart here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/30/2000 8:56:53pm

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putonghuaguo2yu3:看過你們的留言,我也認為「書有未曾經

我讀,事無不可對人言」(是否唐人作品?)這副對聯用普通話

讀似乎不符合格律規定. 看來普通話是否符合規律,只有一般

,沒有普遍性.

 

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胡扯

 

 

 

本來是沒甚麼要說的,可這兩天憋不住在這裡開了口,加上

剛寫了封賭氣家書迷迷糊糊神志不清,再這裡胡扯幾句吧。

 

 

 

沒話找話說,就讓我談談中文主任好了。

 

 

 

我見過的中文主任很多,認識的卻很少,所以存在不少偏

見。

 

 

 

一個偏見是中文主任其實不很中文。有這個偏見,是因為我

雖然跟其他職系的同事來往不多,然而偶爾跟他們一次飯

局,語文上也總會有進帳。譬如行政主任在飯桌上侃侃而

談,常常冷不防丟來句把英文片語,再自翻自譯成中文。前

兒一頓飯我就曉得 play it by the ear 是「執生」,divided loyalty

呢?身在曹營心在漢!中文主任那有?跟他們吃十頓飯也甭

想偷到一句。

 

 

 

不過,諸位不用光火。既然我開宗明義說了是偏見,現在當

然是恍然了。原來中文主任這職系真的是臥虎藏龍,重要的

不單單是在語文上,而是更深一層的在骨子裡、文化上。此

話怎說?諸位要是有注意這兒的留言,一定會同意的,除了

網主代轉文章的那位對中葯處方有心得的同事之外,前陣子

還有甚麼奕棋啦、鬥蟀啦,好不熱鬧。寫的那文言看得我

真有點暈眩 我那雙三寸的金蓮唷,怎麼?怎麼又癢起來?

嗚呼噫嘻,我知之矣!幾天來忙得暈頭轉向,連裹腳布也沒

工夫洗換。還真是,中國文化在我腳上總算有現成的呢。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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***代貼***

 

 

取代上一篇同類文字

 

 

Dear Cat 君,CLO Dog and Webmaster :

 

 

其實在 Record 95 中介紹之藥方,成年人不論男女皆可服用,

特別適宜中度神經衰弱患者,好過安眠藥或鎮靜劑,而且安

全。

除了該 EO的媽咪,我以前的部門有一個50多歲的碩士(健碩

男士),臨近退休多Z,前後也飲了近十劑,佢話好n

多。

而平常人服用三、兩次則當補下神而已,並非武俠小說中甚

麼人參、靈芝這些神化仙藥。

 

 

不過,Cat 君的令弟和 CLO Dog 君我都未見過,唯恐大家過

度信賴此方,而誤了讓註冊西醫診斷的機會,我才有過於謹

慎從事。因為有些疾病,我們單憑表面,是可能察覺不到

的。令弟想必乃年青人,何故會手足冰泠?請恕直言,是否

有壞習慣所致?但你不可太直接查詢,免得弄巧反拙。此方

只調理失眠,不過你可讓他試飲兩、三劑;手足冰泠乃氣血

兩虧,須另方處理。

 

 

想我輩 CLO 多為弱女文士,這些年來竭力為前香港、今特區

政府鞠躬盡瘁,卻贏得前境未卜(不要講“前途”咁奢侈)

之途,更兼辨公室政治環境多變,實應加倍注重健康,增強

體魄,方能執筆上陣,繼續借遊戲文章,賤賣血汗錢度日。

 

 

如自己身體係正常,只因工作思考過度、睡不安穩、用來養

顏補腦, I strongly recommend this recipe (rather than a

prescription)。因為拆散D藥材,根本好多味只係常用的煲湯

料。其中至少四種係植物種子,煲完會有D似黑麻糊上面D

浮在面,呢D就係含磷質、補腦��lipids成份。玉竹養顏潤肺

、白芍養血,准山健脾開胃、首烏補益肝腎、寧心。而髮乃

血之餘,連頭髮都順便補埋;遠志、熟棗仁、圓肉等全屬安

神益智的。

 

 

剛巧今午我到一間有名的中藥店(唔係方向 + 顏色果間)問

過價,47元一包重俾九折,我都執魖熅砥C話分兩頭,種子

保存得不好是會像花生般發霉的,玉竹、准山如用過量硫磺

薰過,煲湯、煲藥會酸的。而此藥甜甜地(因有圓肉、甘

草),幾易入口。

 

 

「第二劑」係指補藥的藥渣,仍可煲多一次,環保嘛;不過

要減一碗水,煎成八分便可。請睇火,煲�I的藥不可用。

 

 

但傷風感冒茶通常不翻渣,因所含的揮發成份(如薄荷、冬

桑葉、白菊花等)己一次玩完。

 

 

各位服後效果如何,盼請賜告;另有一方是給中年男士(四

十出頭或以上者)用的,看此方的成效如何,再擇吉推出。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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不是講笑。站長的輸入法程式經過連日操練,已經以人工智

能記下了東區及南區的大部分街名--

當然,辭彙輸入法面對單字詞時老鼠拉龜,確是不爭的事

實。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Anonymous:俾你笑死。有D人整定的語句,係chatroom

鬧交,成句句出,幾勁。你既講法係有可能既,不過吾知

等到幾時。 :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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異想天開?

 

 

 

電腦科技日新月異,軟硬體的記憶容量無止境地在擴充。詞

拼輸入的資料庫此刻可能只收進了國語辭典或是現代漢語詞

典的詞條。不難想像,不久的將來可能整套的百科全書,甚

至四庫全書都收進去支援輸入法。那時候可能你的指頭還沒

離開「南昌故郡」,已看到屏幕的「檻外長江空自流」呢。

 

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詞拼輸入法係漢語輸入法既改良版。不過,專業打字講 求速

度,講求盲打,最緊要快!以我既經驗,詞拼輸入 法可以應

付一般日常文字,都可以幾快,但係如果用黎 打古文、專業

名詞〔如人名化學名詞】等,就好似俾人 廢左武功,如果大

家吾信,可以用漢語輸入法或詞拼輸 入法打篇「滕王閣序」

玩下。用漢語輸入法或詞拼輸入 法打古文,讀音吾順吾在

講,又要揀字,一分鐘打倒三 四十字都算好野!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Anonymous君:

 

 

說到漢語拼音輸入法,真要為它抱個不平--有人以為要打

中文一定要學倉頡,否則

便要頻頻選字,一分鐘才打得它十來個字。這可大錯特錯,

其實站長也天天用漢語拼音

輸入法打字,現在的速度還高達每分鐘75個字(當然用倉頡

可以更快,但根據語言學

理論,人的思惟是用語音進行的。換句話說,打倉頡的時

候,你要先想出句子,再在

腦海將之形象化,加以拆碼,最後才在鍵盤上打字。打漢語

拼音時,要經過的程序

少得多了)。

 

 

拼音輸入法的速度瓶頸,是選字。然而,全球各地學者經多

年研究,很大程度已經突破

了這個瓶頸。比方五、六年前的天馬系統(加拿大產品),

便會先分析整段的拼音,然

後推斷作者想講什麼內容,最後一次過轉換成漢字。小弟用

的漢音系統(日本台灣

合作下的產品)運算能力較弱,但在“瞎打”下也有95%的準

確率。要免費的,可到

台灣微軟下載“新注音輸入法”,安裝後設定為羅馬拼音輸

入,便不用打那些ㄅㄆㄇㄈ。

記著,用這類智能型拼音輸入法,要整個詞整個詞的打,別

打了jin1出不了今天的今

便急急選字;只要繼續鍵入tian1,電腦便會顯示“今天”這

個詞。

 

 

當然,用上述幾個輸入法有個弊病--日子有功,在大陸練

得的一口又兒化又輕聲的

普通話,會不知不覺變成了台灣腔。(因此達不到objective

同事萬勿怪罪!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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you3dian3r zhao1jia4 bu4zhu4 le! :-)

 

 

nian4 lai2 yong4 pu3tong1hua4 nian4 zhen1de bu4 tai4 he2 ping2ze4

--

zhe4 bu4 zheng4hao3 shuo1ming2 xiao3di4 zai4 liu2yan2 mo4 duan4

suo3 shuo1

"dui4lian2 yi2 yong4 yue4yu3 lai2 nian4" de shuo fa3 ma?

 

 

shun4dai4 yi1 ti2, zao3qian2 yi1wei4 tai2wan1 wang3you3 xie3le

yi1ge5 "shi1ci2

ping2ze4 jian3cha2 qi4" de xiao3 cheng2shi4, dai4 wo3 shao1hou4

zhua1 xia4lai2

gen1 ge4wei4 tong2shi4 fen1xiang3.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 11/27/2000 8:13:19pm

Name:

Anonymous

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Webmaster:

 

 

 

也有這個可能呀, 怎麼我想不到? 有線電視我家沒安裝, 有大陸

台灣的電台, 也有BBC, 對於自強不息的中文主任該是很有

用處吧.

 

 

 

好吧, 再建議你們一個鞏固普通話發音基礎的方法. 電腦裝有

漢語拼音輸入法的朋友可以改用這個輸入法, 遇有疑難的時候

就拿出三聯書店出版的那本叫"漢字拼音檢字"的小寶貝, 可以

很快的憑筆畫查到拼音或從拼音查到單字. 用我這個方法每天

打它兩三段文字, 保管你的普通話進步神速, 用不著騰出時間

舟車勞頓的去上課.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 11/27/2000 6:37:34pm

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putonghua to guo2yu3

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qing3 kan4 yi3 xia4 de dui4 lian2 yong4 pu3 tong1 hua4 lai2 nian4

shi4 fou3 bu4 fu2 he2 ping2 ze2 gui1 ding4 ne

 

 

shu1 you3 wei4 ceng2 jing1 wo3 du2

 

 

shi4 wu2 bu4 ke3 dui4 ren2 yan2

 

Sunday 11/26/2000 11:11:05pm

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中央台第四台在有線(頻道22)也可收看喔,只是個人較喜

歡頻道13娛樂台播出的“台灣紅不讓”。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 11/26/2000 11:03:08pm

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Anonymous君:

 

 

難道你住在元朗一帶,所以收到來自大陸的電視訊號?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 11/26/2000 8:43:18pm

Name:

putonghua to guo2yu3

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xie4 xie4 ni3 Guo2Yu3 kun4 rao3 duo1 nian2 de wen4 ti2

jin1 tian1 zhong1 yu2 jie3 jue2 le zhen1 de shi4 bo1 kai1 yun2

wu4 jian4 qing1 tian1 zai4 yi1 ci4 xie4 xie4 ni3 qing3 kan4 yi3

xia4 yi1 fu4 dui4 lian2 yong4 pu3 tong1 hua4 he2 guang3 dong1

hua4 yue4 yu3 lai2 nian4 dou1 hao3 xiang4 fu2 he2 ping2

ze2 gui1 ding4 dui4 bu4 dui4

 

 

ban4 shi4 zuo4 niu2 zuo4 ma3 xi1 ren2 wu2 zai4 shao4

 

 

yi1 shi2 shu1 jiao3 shu1 ju1 xing4 ju2 you3 chong2 lai2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 11/26/2000 3:39:39pm

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Anonymous

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看到大家練習普通話練習得這麼起勁,介紹你們看一個電

台。CCTV-4中央台第四台,可以看到很豐富的普通話節目,

還有英語報道的新聞。不少的普通話節目還是有字幕的。剛

才看了十五分鐘的那個叫《實話實說》的雜誌節目,一下子

就讓我學了「狗攆鴨子呱呱叫」、「挖牆腳」,和「年青人

火力壯」幾句挺鮮活的話。我還看過他們一些有英文字幕的

電視劇,可是我不常看,不知道是不是每一齣都有。

 

 

 

怎樣可以調到這個電台? 這我可說不出,反正是電視機自動調

頻調來的。我這大廈有衛星天線,可我的電視機只屬於PAL

的規格,沒有國際線路,衛視的頻度一概收不到,但是這個

中央台第四台卻是收得一清二楚。大家有興趣的,可以試試

看。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 11/25/2000 2:38:40pm

Name:

GUO2YU3

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GEN1JU4 TAI2WAN1 DE GUO2YU3CI2DIAN3, PING2SHENG1

SHI4 ZHI3 XIAN4ZAI4 GUO2YIN1

ZHONG1 DE DI4YI1 HE2 DI4ER4 SHENG1.

 

 

ZHE4 KAN4LAI2 YOU3DIAN3R QI2GUAI4 - TONG2YANG4

YI1GE PING2SHENG1 ZI4,

WEI4SHEN2ME YUE4YU3 GEN1 GUO2YU3 DE FA1YIN1

KE3YI3 XIANG1CHA1 NA4ME

YUAN3?

 

 

BU4GUO4 XING4HAO3 TONG2 YI1GE ZI4, RU2GUO3 ZAI4

YUE4YU3 LI SHI4 PING2SHENG1,

ZAI4 GUO2YU3 LI YE3 JI1HU1 KE3YI3 KEN3DING4 SHI4

PING2SHENG1.

 

 

NIAN4SHU1 SHI2 LAO3SHI1 CENG2 SHUO1 PING2ZE4 DE

JIE4DING4 YING1GAI1 YI3 YUE4YU3

WEI2 ZHUN3CONG2 GUO2YIN1 DI4ER4 SHENG1 (QI2SHI2

SHU3 "rising tone", YI1DIAN3R YE3

BU4 "PING2") BIAN1 WEI2 YANG2PING2SHENG1 DE

QI2GUAI4 ZUO4FA3 KAN4LAI2, NA4WEI4

LAO3SHI1 DE HUA4 BU4WU2 DAO4LI3

 

Saturday 11/25/2000 1:29:56pm

Name:

putonghua

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pu3 tong1 hua4 you3 si4 sheng1 guang3 dong1 hua4 you3 jiu3

sheng1 dao4 di3 pu3 tong1 hua4 de ping2 ze2 ying1 gai4 zen3

yang4 fen1 shi4 fou3 di4 yi1 sheng1 jiu4 shi4 ping2 sheng1 er4

san1 si4 sheng1 jiu4 shi4 ze2 sheng1 ne ru2 guo3 shi4 zhei4 yang4

de hua4 suo3 wei4 ping2 ze2 ke3 neng2 zhi3 ju4 xiang1 dui4

xing4 ji2 mou3 zi4 yong4 pu3 tong1 hua4 du2 shi4 ping2 sheng1

yong4 guang3 dong1 hua4 du2 ze2 shi4 ze2 sheng1 xi1

wang4 gao1 ming2 zhi3 jiao4

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 11/25/2000 9:05:09am

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I had a really, really terrible dream last night. I lost all my life savings

in one go. Darn it, I shouldn't have betted so heavily on TK Ass! It

was a sloppy race: the start was ominous. TK Ass, my favourite,

became restless after being boxed. When the gates opened, it jumped

stupidly away, throwing its head about and began to shift out. Rookie

Leeesiooon, anxious to win the race, pulled the whip prematurely and

shouted, 'Ashu, run, run.' Rounding the home turn, the wind-depleted

sprinter gave a loud neigh, lost its balance and almost knuckled. The

rookie managed to keep it going but he dared not ride it out, finishing

up in last place. TK Ass was found .....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/24/2000 7:46:52pm

Name:

MMX

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To A Concerned Colleague

 

 

It seems that you really fall for those who major in English. Do you

yourself major in English too? Do you consider youself Class-A in

English? If not, why act like a language cop and a big mouth? Please

respond.

 

 

 

Note: As no one can be error-free, may I call upon all our comrades to

forget about the grammar stuff and freely express your views here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 11/22/2000 8:28:33pm

Name:

1/500

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To "a concerned colleague" on the use of "impinge".

 

 

 

Having made bold to criticize the language in your message, I think I

owe you an explanation. As I am not good at explaining, I'll make it

brief.

 

 

 

According to my understanding,"impinge (on)" means "have an effect

(or bearing) on". There is a danger in equating it indiscriminately with

"affect", which usually has a stronger force.

 

 

 

The Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English gives this

example:

 

 

 

"The need to see that justice is done impinges on every decision made

in the courts."

 

 

 

Here we can say the said need has an effect (or a bearing) on the

decisions, but we can't say it is actually affecting the decisions, can

we?

 

 

 

Now, if we substitute "have an effect on" for "impinge on" in the

sentence under discussion, we'll get:

 

 

 

"Sub-standard writings will have an effect on our grade's image",

which will get us neither here nor there.

 

 

 

Perhaps it is better to say: "The standard of our writings will impinge

on the image of our grade." Or: "Sub-standard writings will affect (or

other words such as undermine, ruin, etc) our grade's image."

 

 

 

I am not sure whether the above has served to enlighten or confuse.

Anyway, it's just my personal opinion. Maybe other people can offer

their views.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 11/20/2000 9:17:43pm

Name:

A concerned colleague

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Thank You: 1/500

Comments:

Yes, 1/500. How ironic-the one who talked about policing was caught

thieving. What a shame! Thanks for pointing out my mistake(s). And

the message you posted was well-written and befitting, and I am sure

will benefit this web-page.

 

But pleased be assured that I am no brown-noser and I did not intend

to put on a good show, as you have believed. I have a genuine concern

for the grade's image, but perhaps, as you have suggested, have tainted

it through my own inaptitude.

 

But I am not so sure about your comment on the use of the

word"impinge". I would appreciate it if you would enlighten me

further.

 

Sunday 11/19/2000 5:31:11pm

Name:

1/500

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Inspired by Record 132

 

 

 

I read the posting by "a concerned colleague" at Record 132 with

interest.

 

 

 

Here we are given a message that is really thought-provoking - in

content, sure; in language, more so.

 

 

 

The fact is that linguistic performance is so very much part of a

person that for all his conscious efforts to put up a good show,

whether it ends up impressing or depressing cannot be entirely within

his control.

 

 

 

We don't have to seek far for examples. Just look back at Record 132.

 

 

 

"As a professional translator, we...." Should it be "As professional

translators, we...."? A slip of the pen? Okay, what about using the

word "impinge" to mean, apparently, "affect"? Can the word be used

this way? A good dictionary or usage guide will help.

 

 

 

I bear no grudges with our "concerned colleague", but given the

magnitude of his (her?) concern over CLOs' linguistic image, I feel a

bit disappointed by the fact that what should have been correctly done

has not been done better. Does it indicate that something more than

mere carefulness should be strived for if we are to make our

wordsmith status worthy?

 

 

 

English is still THE working language of our government. Most

middle and high ranking officials can readily tell good English from

bad, though how many of them are able to produce decent and

readable "pre-vet" copy is anyone's guess. At any rate, it doesn't need

an English major to identify the fish eyes from the pearls. (Chinglish

intended)

 

 

 

As government officials in general and translators in particular, CLOs

should make it a point to use English more often, more freely. And

when they choose to do so, we have good reasons to expect them to be

more serious about their language, especially when they are hiding

themselves anonymously behind the camouflage of the collective

CLOs. For those who want to give their opinions on the net but either

lack the confidence to express themselves intellectually in English or

are not prepared to make such an effort, they may find it about time to

start learning a Chinese inputting system.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 11/18/2000 12:25:28am

Name:

putonghua to webmaster

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Ci2 shi4 fou3 xu1 yao4 lian2 pin1, jian4 ren2 jian4 zhi4, zong3 zhi1

neng2 gou4 gou1 tong1 jiu4 xing2 le :)). Wo3 ye3 gu3 li4 ren2 men2

xue2 xi2 pu3 tong1 hua4, duo1 jiang3 duo1 ting1, na4 dui4 zi4 ji3

ye3 you3 yi4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Friday 11/17/2000 10:33:05pm

Name:

Webmaster

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Comments:

Putonghua jun1:

 

 

ci2r yao4 lian2 pin1 a. :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Friday 11/17/2000 10:10:48pm

Name:

Webmaster

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Comments:

 

Mr. Hacker日前一篇偉論,在本站激起了陣陣漣漪──許多同

事都就"應否在辦公時間留言"

各抒己見,嘻笑怒罵者有之,咬牙切齒者也有之,但都足見

各同事對本站的錯愛,站長謹

此拜謝。

 

 

雖然本站對Mr. Hacker指上班時間不應上網的說法不敢苟同(

因見站長日前的留言),且留

言板顯示的時間與同事的真正留言時間往往大有出入,不宜

用來指證同事在辦公時間留言,

但本站仍勸喻大家本著專業精神,避免在辦公時間內留言,

以免貽人口實。

 

 

鑑於留言系統所顯示的時間實在難以捉摸,站長現正設法將

之取消,以防各勤勉可加的同事

遭人誤會。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/17/2000 9:31:55pm

Name:

putonghua

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Comments:

Bu4 dong3 pu3 tong1 hua4 bu4 neng2 sheng1 ji2, bu4 shi4 ba4?

Zhei4 tai4 bu4 jin4 ren2 qing2 le. Shi4 bu4 shi4 zhen1 de?

 

Friday 11/17/2000 8:57:36pm

Name:

A concerned colleague

E-Mail:

Mind Our Language

Homepage Title:

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Location:

Comments:

As a professional translator, we should mind our language. Viewers of

this webpage will doubtlessly include the head of grade( who, I heard,

majored in English) and some members of the public. Sub-standard

writings will impinge on our grade's image and possibly, its future. I

hope our colleagues will be more careful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 11:24:17pm

Name:

Mr. Somebody

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

Don't give someone a handle

Homepage URL:

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Location:

Comments:

Most probably, Mr. Hacker's intention was filthy and doubtlessly, his

act was cowardly. But I do not think it is right for us to post messages

here during office hours. We may do so out of good intention, but I

think the act in itself breaches the CSR. So we should be wise enough

not to give someone a handle against ourselves. We are protecting

ourselves as well as this website. It safeguards the interests of all

parties concerned. So why not act wisely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 11:10:37pm

Name:

Laisee

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Comments:

COL's statement was made on 16.11.2000.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 10:48:35pm

Name:

Laisee

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Comments:

No Putonghua, no promotion?

 

Laisee has learnt that COL made the following statement yesterday:

"Don't say the requirement for Putonghua was not there when I joined

the grade ... If you don't know Putonghua and don't get a promotion

in the future, you will only have yourself to blame ..."

 

Laisee would like to suggest the following term be added to the

employment contract for the CLO grade, "The management has the

sole discretion to add any future terms to any existing employment

contracts without first consulting the affected staff..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 10:16:20pm

Name:

hehehee

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Comments:

The hacker is prying out there

 

 

and no chance will the spies spare

 

 

Heroes are the web guys who dare

 

 

to query anything they cannot bear

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 5:54:47pm

Name:

singasong

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Comments:

Singasong

 

 

If mr hacker ever comes again to test, the mass will put him to rest. U

no, this site is the best!!!

 

 

If mr hacker ever comes again to shout, the mass will shut his mouth.

Btw, who knows his whereabout?

 

 

If mr hacker ever comes along, the mass will sing a song, and hit his

head bong bong bong...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/16/2000 10:25:48am

Name:

15112000

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Comments:

To Mr Somebody, Boomboomboom etc.

 

Yes, I also think that we have the right to post any message relating to

fight4rights here, so long as our acts are lawful and do not constitute

to the act of accusing someone. Therefore, whether the message are

posted during office hours or not is out of the question. As long as I

know, most of the CLOs are busy working (like our CLO DOG, if

he/she is still fine) in their office like dogs, so if one just spare a little

time to post a message here, what is the point to punish (and perhaps,

even fire) them?

 

To Mr Hacker

 

Yes, you are clever enough to hide your real identity. But do you

think it is wise for you to report to the OLA for those officers you

listed? I think if you have the time to check the server, perhaps you

also have little thing to do in the office, and so your post should be

deleted as well. I think those officers who post messages here are in

fact busy and diligent CLOs! So please mind your own business!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/16/2000 0:24:01am

Name:

Mr. Somebody

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Comments:

(Post. Script.) Mr Hacker from CS Dept was careful enough to draw a

red herring across his or her trail- he or she was meticulous in making

as many grammatical mistakes as he or she can to conceal his or her

real identity- how wise!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Wednesday 11/15/2000 11:51:40pm

Name:

Mr. Somebody

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

A vote of thanks

Homepage URL:

http://

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Location:

Comments:

All CLOs who cherish this website owe Mr. Hacker from CS Dept(I

am also from the CSD- what a coincidence, Mr Hacker)a vote of

thanks. He was kind enough to warn us that some of our practices

have gone overboard.

 

Ever since this website's establishment, two developments warrant

revisitng and rethinking. One,the so-called " ?aring;?ocirc;?w

". The other, some recent messages were very close to personal

attacks in nature. The first incident calls for prudence and the second

considerateness. Apart from these two isolated events, this website has

fared well.

 

Still, we should be grateful to Mr. Hacker for reminding us to be

mindful of work ethics, or at least, the CSR. We should also be aware

that the messages we posted will in turn reflect what kind of person

we are, just as in the case of Mr. Hacker, I saw an ugly, filthy and

stealthy face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 11/15/2000 8:26:23pm

Name:

BoomBoomBoom

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

Homepage URL:

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Location:

Comments:

Monster Mirror:

 

 

話唔定賊喊捉賊呢!搏出位搞到玩恐嚇認真核突,

一句講晒--!

 

Sunday 11/12/2000 8:55:39pm

Name:

Monster Mirror

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

Homepage URL:

http://

Referred By:

Viewing another Guestbook

Location:

Comments:

鶡鴞蛜晲茼羡S Dept�r Hacker一定得閒過頭,無情情數落人

一番,

小事化大,唯恐天下不亂.唔知Mr Hacker知唔知,其實呢個網站

d

板係上至總部高層以至某瓥〞LO每早午晚必睇嚘繾

瓥〞

就算鰣咱憤Y人人架pc可以上網之前,都有H獲英王御准,

駛閃閃

縮縮而正牌咁ffice hour一日多次公然用上司部pc上網睇

留言

,目的係報告甚至列印留言板r,供佢尊貴W司閱覽.

Mr Hacker如果要報串,千祈唔好漏O一干人等喎!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 11/12/2000 8:52:53pm

 你的大名: Webmaster 

 

 電郵地址:fight4rights@operamail.com

 

test

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 11/12/2000 7:47:54pm

Name:

Webmaster

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

Homepage URL:

http://

Referred By:

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Location:

Comments:

While we don't recommend colleagues to post messages during office

hour (but I think it's alright to surf here as we have a resources page

which links to

a good number of useful websites, such as BLIS,

國語辭典 and the HKSAR Government info center), this website

should stress that:-

 

 

As the guessbook system does not record nor keep any IP

address of those who post messages, tracking down

the sender will be virtually impossible unless one

hacks into the proxy server of a department at the

very moment when someone sends a message, but

this constitutes an act of criminal damage and the hacker will be liable

to prosecution. Furthermore,

the hacker, presumably a CLO, should do so during office hour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 11/12/2000 3:51:21pm

Name:

Naive

E-Mail:

Homepage Title:

Homepage URL:

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So many offices have got connected to the internet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 11/12/2000 9:52:05am

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DNLM - to Mr. Hacker

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Great, remember to also report those big shots at OLA who browse

this website during official hours.

 

Sunday 11/12/2000 6:33:38am

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To Mr. Hacker,

 

 

Great, I appreciate your effort - but please be absolutely sure that

NONE of the listed officers were on leave or

actually retired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 11/12/2000 0:49:44am

Name:

Mr Hacker from CS Dept

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hacker@yrdept

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The following guys are caught that they use office hour to play

Internet

I will check out your IPS number and report to the senior

amp;yacute;奕然 must be a redudant person as this person get online

and post these topics

It is really disappointing to see sb who use OFFICE HOUR to do this

I think it is OK to go to this website when you come back home

I really can't stand this and I will find out anyone who post topics

under office hour.

And a list of name will be send to the main office before Dec.

Hope you can find another job as the job market is not bad now

 

Initial bad list

 

(1) amp;yacute;奕然

2000-11-10 15:39:16

2000-11-10 10:06:41

2000-11-10 09:27:38

2000-10-28 11:10:43

 

 

(2) BoomBoomBoom

2000-11-10 08:44:51

 

(3) WONG

2000-11-09 11:33:00

 

(4) Cat

2000-11-08 09:07:22

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 11/11/2000 9:10:33pm

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Peter

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由於天氣驟然轉涼下雨,請明天(1112)

參加香港有機農莊一日遊的同事帶備足夠

禦寒衣物及雨具,以免濕身著涼。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 11/11/2000 11:46:59am

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CLO Dog君:

 

 

據小弟打探得來的消息,最近一位女同事

以健康理由申請調職,迅即獲職管組受理,

並已於日前到新部門報到。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/10/2000 7:02:01pm

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ggg

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食療滋補健體,固有其功,竊以為養生之道,一言以蔽之,

曰:「戲有益」!!何以言之?君不見近今之領袖耶?彼等

閒時或吟詩作詞批古文,或打橋牌,或捉象棋:健康長壽,

其來有自。進而思之,一切貴乎「放心」。能遊於其內,復

超乎其外,不以物喜,不以己悲,庶幾近矣。

 

Friday 11/10/2000 5:06:48pm

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奕然君:

 

 

你所說的電郵,小弟並沒有收過,也袞peramail的伺服器又出

了問題。

 

 

Wong君:

 

 

對,請多多幫忙。 :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/10/2000 2:39:16pm

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�yacute;奕然

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CLO Dog 妹妹,

 

 

其實我也想知妳辦公室度,係邊個做老闆,因乜好似人間煉

獄?

其他同事又有無妳咁慘情呢?照計又唔會剩係針對妳一個

C

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/10/2000 9:06:41am

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Cat 姐:

Record 95中介紹之藥方,妳可給令弟試服,治失眠會見

效,

連議五、六、日服藥。手腳冰冷須有較詳細資料,再作參

詳。

有需要才留電話給妳。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/10/2000 8:27:38am

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Dear Cat君,CLO Dog and Webmaster :

 

 

此文曾於8e-mailed Webmaster,但未見張貼。

 

 

其實在 Record 95中介紹之藥方,成年人不論男女皆可服用,

特別適宜中度神經衰弱患者,好過安眠藥或鎮靜劑,而且安

全。

除了一名 EO的媽咪,我以前的部門有一個50多歲的碩士(健

碩男士)

,臨近退休多Z,前後也飲了近十劑,佢話好n多。而

平常人服用

三、兩次則當補下神而已,並非武俠小說中甚麼人參、靈芝

這些神化仙藥。

 

 

 

不過,Cat 君的令弟和 CLO Dog 君我都未見過,唯恐大家過

度信賴此方,

而誤了讓註冊西醫診斷的機會,我才有過於謹慎從事。因為

有些疾病,

我們單憑表面,是可能察覺不到的。手足冰冷屬血氣兩虧,

可以「火敦」羊肉

﹝配以藥材﹞食療之。但令弟應係年青人,何以致此?必先

究其起因;

恕我直言,是否有壞習慣?但你須小心處理,免得弄巧反

拙。

 

 

 

想我輩 CLO 多為弱女文士,這些年來竭力為前香港、今之特

區政府鞠躬盡瘁,

卻贏得前境未卜(不要講“前途”咁奢侈)之途,更兼辨公

室政治環境多變,

實應加倍注重健康,增強體魄,方能執筆上陣,繼續借遊戲

文章,賤賣血汗錢

度日。

 

 

 

如自己身體係正常,只因工作思考過度、睡不安穩、用來養

顏補腦,

I strongly recommend this recipe (rather than a prescription)

因為拆散D藥材,根本好多味只係常用的煲湯料。其中至少四

係植物種子,煲完會有D似黑麻糊上面D油浮在面,呢D就係

磷質、補腦��lipids成份。玉竹養顏潤肺、、白芍養血,准山

健脾開胃

、首烏補肝腎;而髮乃血之餘,連頭髮都順便補埋。遠志、

熟棗仁、

圓肉等全屬安神益智的。

 

 

 

剛巧今午我到一間有名的中藥店(唔係方向 + 顏色果間)問

過價,47元一包

重俾九折,我都執魖熅砥C話分兩頭,種子保存得不好是會

像花生般發霉的,

玉竹、准山如用過量硫磺薰過,煲湯、煲藥會酸的。而此藥

甜甜地

(因有圓肉、甘草),幾易入口。

 

 

 

「第二劑」係指補藥的藥渣,仍可煲多一次,環保嘛;不過

要減一碗水,

煎成八分便可。請睇火,煲�I的藥不可用。

 

 

 

但傷風感冒茶通常不翻渣,因所含的揮發成份(如薄荷、冬

桑葉、白菊花等)

己一次玩完。

 

 

各位服後效果如何,盼請賜告;另有一方是給中年男士(四

十出頭或以上者)用的,

看此方的成效如何,再擇吉推出。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 11/10/2000 7:44:51am

Name:

BoomBoomBoom

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CLO Dog君:

 

 

聽說性格不合也是理由之一,但有待查證。

 

Thursday 11/09/2000 6:08:19pm

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WONG 君:

 

謝謝關心,我雖伸著舌頭喘氣,但仍然活著。

 

請問諸位,申請調職需要有什麼理由。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/09/2000 5:57:43pm

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J君:早秋之蟀,嫩口,不能斗,間有善斗者,多屬青黃虫。

捕虫之後,須蓄養旬日始合出斗;人言踏雪尋梅,君踏草尋

蟀,妙極!又所謂棺材蟀乃虫王者,傳聞而已。《廣東新

語》 曾言及此,是否因而以訛傳訛?吾不得而知。虫色麻

黃,未 必是黃麻頭,尚須審視其斗線牙頸水鬚各項,方能論

斷。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 11/09/2000 10:33:00am

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WONG

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To Webmaster,

 

There are only 3 messages in the board for Calligs till now. Are the

Calligs aware of the existence of such channel for voicing out their

views? Do we need to have more publicity on this matter?

 

To CLO DOG,

 

Not hear from you lately, are you still fine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/09/2000 6:29:20am

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jimmy

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a君論斗蟀,余談捉蟀。

 

 

幼時居於山村,近墳,多蟀,每至夏秋,喧鬧不止。一夕,

某處傳來異類蟋啾,沉而厚,凡三而歇,他蟀竟屏聲避之。

蟀王鳴處,聽之甚遠,倏忽又似腳下,聞者無不稱奇。五六

村童,終按捺不住,各取手電筒,決意踏草尋蟀。余正提履

趕赴,不遠處已叱喝連連,似有發現。趨近,見巨蟀伏於破

碑,色淺褐而潤澤,爪毛泛金,雙翅左右撩撥,悠然自得。

有少年名雲長者,手起抓之,擒蟀於掌下,眾童引頸,待細

觀其貌,掌開,竟無一物,余等面面相覷,無不棄屐而逃。

村中老叟曰﹕蟀之好鬥者,名棺材蟀,棲於荒塚野墳,色麻

黃,極難捕捉。a君所指之麻黃,乃棺材蟀乎,是耶﹖非耶﹖

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 11/08/2000 8:07:22am

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奕然君,謝謝你的藥方。我的弟弟踓然還只是個中學生,但

已經常失眠、而且手腳冰冷,我覺得挺像精神

衰弱的癥狀,不知道你的藥方他合用否?另外,你說煲好第

一劑後減一碗水再煲第二劑,請問這「第二劑」

是指用同一劑藥煲第二次,還是另一劑藥?

 

Tuesday 11/07/2000 6:05:47pm

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abbd

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斗蟋

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

�O

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 11/06/2000 10:05:54pm

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減壓良機

 

 

政府中文主任協會舉辦的有機農莊參觀活動,反應空前熱

烈。該活動現尚餘約5個名

額,有意報名的同事宜把握最後機會,盡快電2923 5353向協

會幹事盧穎聰報名。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 11/02/2000 6:27:27pm

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我十分同意rtrt君。我中意打羽毛球,

 

 

一個禮拜打兩次,出身汗,可以消減壓力。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 10/31/2000 8:52:10pm

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本站早前曾報導,公務員事務局局長王永平將於十一月二日

前往法定語文事務署,並指出同事可把問題經本站或政府中

文主任協會幹事,請有份與局長會面的同事代問。本站至今

收到以下問題︰

 

 

1.申請參加「自願退休計劃」的期限已屆滿。早前,公務員事

務局代表表示,所有自願退休申請一經批准,涉及的職位須

立即予以刪除。有同事曾在「中文主任保權益基地」網站撰

文討論這事,也曾直接向管方表達意見。其後,管方答覆表

示,刪減職位事在必行,但管方會根據「刪減低級職位以取

代刪減高級職位」的原則處理這事,以期保留較多高級職

位,讓不參加「自願退休計劃」的同事有較佳的晉升機會。

希望管方能兌現承諾,並以書面闡述是項原則,讓選擇留任

的同事得以安心工作,振奮士氣。

 

 

2.政府何時才再以公務員條件招聘中文主任?

 

 

3.關於自願退休的補償金額會否因政府減薪而相應減少的問

題,管方在簡介會及書面答覆上說法有異。有同事曾致電郵

予公務員事務局,但該局除以電腦自動發出一封初步答覆

外,遲遲未有回應。鑑於同事在現階段仍可撤回申請,希望

局長能對此問題予以澄清,以便同事作最後考慮。

 

 

4.最後一條問題比較軟性︰政府現擬推行花紅制。局長會建議

中文主任們注意些什麼,以取得花紅?

 

 

以上問題已交給有關同事代轉,大家如有其他問題,可把握

時間盡快提出。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 10/30/2000 7:24:59pm

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奕然君︰

 

 

謝謝!

 

 

順道替政府中文主任協會打個廣告︰該會於十一月十二日舉

辦的有機農莊一日遊,將於明天截止報名。

呼吸清新空氣,品嚐健康食品,不失為養生減壓之道,在壓

力下苦苦掙扎求存的同事可不要錯過!

 

Sunday 10/29/2000 4:39:04pm

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 Sunday 10/29/2000 3:17:40pm

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奕然君:

 

謝謝您提供藥方。難得還有CLO同事關心,實在令小妹感

動。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 10/28/2000 11:10:43am

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�yacute;奕然

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Webmaster CLO Dog 君:

 

 

 

上次在 Record 93

中所提及之藥方,原於十九年前由來自廣州的一位著名老中

醫所開,

當時我仍在某行業掙生活,身不閒、心又苦,全仗此方再

造。

 

 

 

果真能醫不自醫,醫師因八、九年前手術麻醉時間過久,

事後不能記憶繁複藥方,已移民加拿大。

 

 

 

現原方公開,未敢敝帚自珍。唯須專重知識產權,故應一提

醫師大號。

 

 

 

煲藥時先煲第一劑,倒出後減一碗水再煲第二劑,兩碗一起

攪勻後

分兩次飲;第二碗藥可蓋好置於雪櫃,飲時才加熱,不須煲

滾。

 

 

 

可於晚飯前煲,飯後第一劑已然煲好,睡前半至一小時服;

第二碗藥可於翌日帶返工飲。連飲三至五天,應見其功。

 

 

 

又或於星期五、六、日才煲,更易安排。飲藥前後四小時

不得服用其他中西藥或所謂保健產品。良方配妙藥,最好

向“質地”較佳的中藥舖購買;傷風感冒未清勿飲。

 

 

 

雖則 CLO Dog 君之身分暫時仍雌雄莫辨,但在 1993

我曾介紹此方給一名 EO 的媽咪飲,亦有見效。不過,必須

聲明,

我並非專業中醫,以上藥方僅供參考之用,幫助減壓應該有

效;

卻不能賴以收服“騎呢”一族。

 

 

 

玉竹 壹兩

 

 

 

甘草 二錢

 

 

 

准山 八錢

 

 

 

熟棗仁 三錢

 

 

 

白芍 三錢

 

 

 

遠志肉 三錢

 

 

 

首烏 五錢

 

 

 

蕤仁肉 三錢

 

 

 

山萸肉 三錢

 

 

 

圓肉 三錢

 

 

 

拾味藥,五碗水煎至一碗水,食後服

 

 

 

一九八一年盧仲晃處方

 

 

 

曾有人將此方加減後改為煲湯料,但我仍覺得原方較好。

CLO Dog

君如想與我聯絡,可於留言板說明,我才透過協會幹事提供

電話。

 

 

祝大家健康愉快!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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奕然君︰

 

 

可否公開一下你的藥方,讓有需要的同事也能獲益?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 10/25/2000 3:52:00pm

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�yacute;奕然

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CLO Dog君:

 

 

 

近況如何?希望您撐下去!

 

 

天氣轉涼了,當心一早一晚衣著單薄著涼!有些人是會藉晨

運健體的,

但如有鼻敏感等呼吸系統問題則不宜,因晨早的冷空氣對這

些人士

是不利的,特別是空肚晨運也是不好的。

 

 

本來秋、冬天吃羊肉是可以進補的,但不知您的體質能接受

嗎?

因為羊肉燥,有傷風感冒未清不宜,而且肉類較難消化。

 

 

如您是傷風感冒的手尾,必須治療至完全康復;因為有一條

補腦、安眠寧神的藥方,但要沒有傷風感冒才可服用。

以上意見給您參考。

 

Tuesday 10/24/2000 7:40:15am

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A Fable

 

One day, the all-mighty King Lilison ordered his subjects to keep an

animal called Objective Sapiens at home because his uncles up in

Heaven had already kept their own. However, no one on earth had

seen this animal before, nor did anyone have any idea what it looked

like. People dared not ask the King what kind of animal it was, but

they had to find one and keep it at home or their family members

would be guillotined at the end of the year.

 

Briefings were held for people to propose their own versions of

Objective Sapiens, which, according to King Lilison, was the most

magnificent and charming living thing ever created by God. Among

others, the Yim family came up with a 90000-legged insect while the

Fung family with an amphibian croaking 'Magnificent and charming,

magnificent and charming...'.

 

At the end of the year, people were lined up with their Objectives

 Sapiens to be inspected by government officials. The scene was really

appalling - it was either like Eden recreated or a futuristic biological

disaster caused by genetic engineering! It was a display of weird,

creepy, queer, eerie, spooky and ghostly creatures. God was angry and

prepared to set free these animals, which would invariably ... (to be

continued)

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Sunday 10/22/2000 12:56:08am

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閱罷幾篇關於減壓的文章,小弟不禁啞然失笑。在減壓顧問

的眼中,壓力就像一道無法拆除的銅牆鐵壁,硬碰只會來個

頭破血流。因此,他們會教你用肩膀(肌肉最厚的部分)來碰,

甚至用棉胎包裹著自己來碰──但他們不會告訴你向左走一

部便是大門一道,又或者建議大家索性繞過牆來走上康莊大

道──套用一句台式國語︰這幫專家太爛了!

 

 

在我們日常工作中,壓力來源委實不少。不過,我們其實可

以藉著精簡工作程序,予以一一避過。譬如說,與負責人員

打好關係,我們便容易得知文件的**真正**完稿限期,方便

安排工作。此外,如能掌握自己繙譯組的生產能力,便可把

高官的初稿暫時擱下不理,處理好其他繙譯工作後才集中火

力繙譯高官的定稿,無須把所有工作都堆在一起。對某些繙

譯組而言,"唱稿"是不可或缺的步驟,但在高科技的協助

下,""的部分可以由電腦代勞,從而騰出人力處理繙譯職

務。而培養多方面嗜好,令自己也成為專家一名,對繙譯專

門文件也大有幫助。

 

 

一如專家所言,適當的壓力有助提高生產力,但為了提高生

產力而不斷把壓力提高,結果只會適得其反。希望上述建議

能把壓力大小控制在"能提高生產力"的範圍,令同事能舒舒

服服地完成艱鉅的任務。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/21/2000 7:52:15pm

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我非常同意DNLM君和不平...君的意見!唔明解,點解有人咁

鴾葴A:比外

""就當冇事發生,永遠認為"顧客永遠是對的";相反,自己

CLO�鷅穭W

交流報料,就睇唔順眼.其實大家有料報,真係可以��警醒@

!例如我

�]可以多認識CLO"騎呢之士",N真係唔可以唔知!如果

大家行得

正企得正,多個故事D人翁一定唔係你!亦唔需要反應過敏過

,思疑

自己BINGO��真係唔明解!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Friday 10/20/2000 12:13:47am

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唔知有無第二輪的VR呢?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 10/19/2000 5:35:43pm

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回應DNLM.

我非常同意DNLM君所言. 不得否認, 大部分CLO都是被人""

到上心口,

仍只會啞忍, 不敢反抗, 難道只是在網上發發牢騷都唔得?!

"針唔吉到肉唔知痛",TM 君等人如非阿信化身, 便大概是未被

針吉過吧!

 

Thursday 10/19/2000 7:45:49am

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To TM

 

 

Dirty linen is ugly but still to be sunned in open area. When the needle

is not driven into you own flesh, you can always say something noble

or noodle. If you want to hear only one voice, why not go to North

Korea. Why people always want democracy which is bound to be

quarrelsome, partisan and showing of dirty linens? And you are not

welcome here if you want to be in North Korea!

 

By the way, it is 制訂 not 製訂.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Wednesday 10/18/2000 11:42:49pm

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請踴躍發問!

 

 

公務員事務局局長王永平將於十一月巡視法定語文事務署,

與政府中文主任協會代表及其他多名同事會面。

 

 

同事如對新評核報告、職系前途、自願退休後安排等有疑

問,可趁此大好機會向王局長提出。各位可把問題直接告訴

協會幹事,或經由本站轉交。

 

 

鑑於職系正面對外人搶飯碗、公文潛水貨、資源增值、資深

同事因自願退休計劃而大量流失、"公務員改革"等內憂外

患,敬請各位切勿錯過此黃金機會,積極提問。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Wednesday 10/18/2000 10:37:37am

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I am quite sympathetic with your situation. Actually, I think the GM

is so useless (at least in your case). They can't protect our rights. Well,

if your department just ignore the problem, perhaps what you can only

do is to voice out your anger here. Let the colleagues to share and bear

them with you.

 

To GM and GCLOA: Any comment?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 10/17/2000 4:04:36pm

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Mr Somebody,

 

Indeed I have sought help from GM directly before. However, they

just passed it back to my department.

Up to now my problem remains unsolved, and GM has never asked

me a word. I do feel disappointed and

helpless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Tuesday 10/17/2000 10:31:20am

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今日,小弟要介紹騎呢之王:讀書署總舵主是也.

總舵主乃'自由'之化身,不受工作時間限制,每日準時10點後現

,幾點放工就天曉得.

總舵主乃'民主'之先鋒,事無大小都呼籲下屬一人一票表態,

如當同事頂唔住而求調

之際,總舵主即令一眾下屬投其'神經'一票,以示支持其領導才

;去年匿名投訴信風

,又令下屬declare自己絕非主筆;'cut'在即,再令下屬投票,

定先送邊個走.

總舵主極具遠見,假期由年頭預訂到年尾,不過通常都係得個'

',其實只放兩三個禮

,搞到左右手冇得放假.

總舵主大方慷慨,將剝落黎隻牙陳列於下屬檯面,任由鑑賞.

牙後更張開血盤大口,

同事見識牙醫技術之精湛.

嗚呼哀哉.哀我clo grade騎呢之士輩出,可謂防不勝防,唯有將此

等異人公諸於世,各方

弟兄姐妹好自為之.後會有期.

 

Tuesday 10/17/2000 0:36:17am

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看罷小猩猩君的留言,不期然深受打動──其感同身受的切

膚之痛躍然紙上,教人直欲高呼一句︰"人間有情"。黑猩猩

君得此小知音,死而無憾矣!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 10/17/2000 0:01:29am

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TO CLO DOG AND ZZZ I do not think it is appropriate for me to

give a detailed account of my experience here, for inevitably names

will be given. Without these people's consent, I do not think I should

do so. Moreover, such a high profile account might lead people to

misinterpret criticism as slander and praise as adulation. Alternatively,

can you give your email address to the webmaster, who will give you

my phone number. A certain degree of privacy will help safeguard the

interests of all parties concerned. Hope you don't mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Monday 10/16/2000 11:28:05am

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Can you give more details of your experience with GM so that CLO

DOG and other colleagues can have a better impression on our GM

staff? I also do not trust the GM staff as they just sit in their

comfortable office in the headquarters. Do they really know what

happened on our colleagues who were posted ourside OLA?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 10/16/2000 2:51:01am

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If we are so good at figthing among ourselves, why are we so lacking

in fighting spirit when the issue at stake is the survival of our grade?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 10/16/2000 2:50:56am

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I feel sorry for what you have encountered. May I advise you to

approach Grade Management in person and seek help. Many people

do not trust the GM, but my experience was nothing like some people

had depicted. I had disagreed with my boss' appraisal on me a few

years ago and although the objection was unsuccessful, I would tend to

say that they had been helpful.

 

Sunday 10/15/2000 7:59:42pm

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其實這個職系由上到下, 到外, 由質素到態度, 由表達能力

到邏輯思維, 由遴選到升遷, 由罵人者到被罵者, 由製訂政策者

到接受政策者, 有哪一瓣不是千瘡百孔, 叫人哭笑不得的. 不過

呀媽話個句, 落在個隻船都望個雙船蒲, 大家費事搞串個派對,

同檯食飯各自修行而已. 我睇大家好眉好貌, 都係唔好同個的

藐嘴藐舌, 動不動凡人凡事譏諷一番, 仲大條道理話讓同事們

消氣減壓的人同一見識, 庶幾可以心境平和, 舉重若輕些. 否則

講多錯多, 自暴其短, 不識自重, 徒使一眾同事羞與為伍. 其他

職系的人見到如此不登樣的所謂'主任', 則只有掩著半邊嘴笑,

避之唯恐不及, 更唔使旨意好似有的人咁大想頭, 叫人地比你

插隊做什麼O什麼O得咁開胃.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 10/15/2000 3:50:00pm

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拜讀了倒屎署(真的是臭不可當)某人對黑猩猩姿意鞭撻的文字

後,不

禁懷疑,自已在同事眼中,可能也是一隻黑猩猩。因為敝部

門的同事

也是有著罵人者的心態。他們是典型的舊式公務員人辦,返

工等放工

,放工等放假,遲到當福利,蛇王當花紅。明明是自已能力

不隸,不

受重用,便打擊別人刷鞋、金手指,真是欲加之罪何患無

!>

 

<幸好有這個IQ零蛋的罵人者,他自暴其短、對別人作出人身

攻擊的

惡行,以方向日報打手式的惡劣文字潑婦罵街,才暴露出可

怕的人

其實不是甚麼黑猩猩,而是這些罵起人來陰損惡毒的無恥小

人。來說

是非者,便是是非人,在誣蔑人是「是非精」的時候,自已

不也成為

不折不扣,如假包換的「是非精」嗎?

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/14/2000 7:36:21pm

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: &amp;Aacute;j佬君︰

 

 

煩請按照留言版首頁所述的方法撰寫中文留言,或把留言檔

電郵給站長代貼,謝謝。

 

 

註︰本站電郵地址為︰fight4rights@operamail.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/14/2000 7:03:17pm

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You go All go

 

職系是非多, 不論對或錯,

 

 

羨君遂心意, 玩世免磋跎.

 

 

 

柴米油鹽難, 那得心自閑,

 

 

只有清風伴, 何能展歡顏.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/14/2000 0:36:18am

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?eacute;,?Igrave;要介紹?M呢之?yacute;:???`?euml;主是

.

 

 

?`?euml;主乃'?Ucirc;?Ntilde;'?AElig;,?uuml;工作?Eacute;

?icirc;,?eacute;?Ccedil;?Eacute;10?I?aacute;現身,?I?ntilde;

?Ntilde;?aring;.

?`?euml;主乃'?Aacute;'?yacute;,?AElig;無大小都呼?~??

一人一票?iacute;,?Ntilde;?iacute;?AElig;

?oslash;?iacute;?Oacute;?Otilde;?Uacute;,?`?euml;主即令一

眾下???euml;?auml;'神經'一票,

?Uuml;?auml;?ugrave;?auml;?acirc;?Eacute;?agrave;;去年?Icirc;

?euml;訴信風波,又令下??declare?Ucirc;己絕非主

;'cut?igrave;'在即,再令下???euml;,決定?yacute;???Oacute;

.

?`?euml;主極?atilde;遠見,?Aacute;?Ntilde;?Y預訂?igrave;

?Agrave;,不過通常都係得?Oacute;'?Q',?auml;?ecirc;

?ntilde;?acirc;,?Oacute;??,?igrave;左右?acirc;?N?ntilde;

.

?`?euml;主大?egrave;慷慨,?eacute;落黎隻?uacute;陳列?oacute;

???i,?ocirc;?Ntilde;??.?Eacute;?uacute;?aacute;?oacute;

?aring;盤大口,?Ntilde;?AElig;???uacute;???THORN;

?euml;?iuml;.

?atilde;呼哀哉.?Uacute;clo grade?M呢之士?uacute;,可謂防

?Oacute;,?szlig;有將此等異人公?Ntilde;?oacute;,

?egrave;?Igrave;兄姐妹好?Ucirc;為之.?aacute;會有?Aacute;.

 

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?eacute;,?Igrave;要介紹?M呢之?yacute;:???`?euml;主是

.

 

 

?`?euml;主乃'?Ucirc;?Ntilde;'?AElig;,?uuml;工作?Eacute;

?icirc;,?eacute;?Ccedil;?Eacute;10?I?aacute;現身,?I?ntilde;

?Ntilde;?aring;.

?`?euml;主乃'?Aacute;'?yacute;,?AElig;無大小都呼?~??

一人一票?iacute;,?Ntilde;?iacute;?AElig;

?oslash;?iacute;?Oacute;?Otilde;?Uacute;,?`?euml;主即令一

眾下???euml;?auml;'神經'一票,

?Uuml;?auml;?ugrave;?auml;?acirc;?Eacute;?agrave;;去年?Icirc;

?euml;訴信風波,又令下??declare?Ucirc;己絕非主

;'cut?igrave;'在即,再令下???euml;,決定?yacute;???Oacute;

.

?`?euml;主極?atilde;遠見,?Aacute;?Ntilde;?Y預訂?igrave;

?Agrave;,不過通常都係得?Oacute;'?Q',?auml;?ecirc;

?ntilde;?acirc;,?Oacute;??,?igrave;左右?acirc;?N?ntilde;

.

?`?euml;主大?egrave;慷慨,?eacute;落黎隻?uacute;陳列?oacute;

???i,?ocirc;?Ntilde;??.?Eacute;?uacute;?aacute;?oacute;

?aring;盤大口,?Ntilde;?AElig;???uacute;???THORN;

?euml;?iuml;.

?atilde;呼哀哉.?Uacute;clo grade?M呢之士?uacute;,可謂防

?Oacute;,?szlig;有將此等異人公?Ntilde;?oacute;,

?egrave;?Igrave;兄姐妹好?Ucirc;為之.?aacute;會有?Aacute;.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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CLO Dog君︰

 

 

一些辦事處除風氣不好外,空氣也不太好,在裡面工作的同

事容易罹患呼吸系統疾病。如

你經常咳嗽、流鼻水等,除看醫生外,也應向辦事處的大廈

管理委員會反映,請對方著人

檢查冷氣系統並清洗隔塵網(尤其是“鮮風口”(新鮮空氣

入口)的那片),或有幫助。

 

 

此外,週末不妨到郊外或山頂晒晒太陽,呼吸一下新鮮空

氣,以提高抵抗力。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 10/13/2000 0:22:05am

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CLO Dog 君:

中文主任多是整天坐下來乖乖的譯A運動量是很少的。

您的健康情況若持續如此不濟,還是找個西醫詳細檢查才

好,若證明

沒有甚麼病灶,便真的是工作壓力或自己的心理壓力了﹙可

能只是

來自您上司的威嚴,嚇怕了您;或使您的自我形象受損,影

響身體的

抵抗力﹚。

 

 

如有大假積存,不妨放三幾個禮拜,藉此調養一下身體﹙可

用中藥

食療,但必先要由西醫證實您無其他問題我才敢介紹﹚,或

OLA

會順手調您去另一個工作崗位。甚至乎您可直接撥電話給

GM

相信會獲酌情考慮的。

 

我曾有幾次要求OLA GM的同事幫一些忙﹙公事﹚

,他/她們都使我如願,沒有問長問短或嫌麻煩,

相信您的問題是可以解決的。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 10/12/2000 11:53:55pm

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即事二首 (其一)

 

 

儒生盡精算,克儉似難民;

 

除笨仍有精,才去思古人。

 

 

 

 

 

即事二首 (其二)

 

 

離去有天地,留下勉藏身;

 

得失從相倚,何必費精神?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 10/12/2000 9:12:25pm

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自願退休(其一)

 

 

萬一別離人

 

 

七三搞語文

 

 

雖云循序退

 

 

或恐有斷層

 

 

自願退休(其二)

 

 

承革做順民

 

 

飄然脫俗塵

 

 

問君何所事

 

 

閑來讀古文

 

Thursday 10/12/2000 9:21:08am

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Ms A-one Tung?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Thursday 10/12/2000 0:36:50am

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Who is more powerful than this website?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 10/11/2000 9:17:22pm

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I will report your crime to the powerful woman.

You all will be sacked

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Wednesday 10/11/2000 1:39:57am

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?amp;ocirc;?amp;Iacute;君︰

 

 

讓同事們消氣減壓,其實也是本站的宗旨之一(見八月三十日

本站評論第五段)

 

 

至於留言內容是否屬人身攻擊,實在見仁見智。依小弟愚

見,留言的同事在提及"目標人物"時,均以化名稱之,算是

非常克制。而我等旁觀者雖看得無比過癮,但也無從得知當

事人的真正身分;另一方面,當事人卻可在"同事不知,GM

不覺"的情況下,有則改之,無則嘉勉,對自己的管理手法,

以至職系形象等都極有意義,層次上委實遠超於"交流心得,

互相切磋"啊!

 

 

當然,我們也鼓勵被人在網上批評的同事以正面態度來看待

這些言論,盡量利用留言板這個溝通渠道來闡釋自己的立場

、苦衷等,為營造和諧的工作氣氛邁開積極的一步。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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由於系統管理程式出現問題,暫借留言板發佈小道消息:

 

 

據極可靠消息指出,已申請自願退休的中文主任及繕校員數

分別為7343人,其職級分布將於稍後公佈。

 

Sunday 10/08/2000 0:04:06am

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無可否認,其中有些中文主任是“不太正常”的。我入行不

到五年,

巳遇到至少三個這樣的上司。可悲的是,總部並不理會我這

個小人

物,由得我“自生自滅”,使我嘗盡“求救無門”的滋味,

令健康

日差,中文主任生涯真不好過。

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/07/2000 5:25:34am

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我則認為各位同業在留言板互相"報料",報導同業中"騎呢一族

"的二三

事並無不妥,相反還可對同業起警惕作用.

 

況且,我認為"報料"的同業們只是採用較幽默輕鬆的手法,並非

人身攻

,也沒有不尊重被描述的"目標人物"."報料"的同業們只是尊

重各位

的知情權,才作出有關報導.

 

如果報導虛假失實,誣蔑有關的"目標人物",則可以說是作者不

尊重他

;但如一切屬實,你們又是否同意,"目標人物"先不尊重自己

後不

尊重他人?

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 10/07/2000 1:39:56am

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雖然我對前面幾則留言影射的部門和同事毫無頭緒,全然對

不上號,看著

也實在過癮。一向以為在政府只有政務官才可以奢言個人

風格,其他云

云公務員不過千人一面,連性格也是吃大鍋的。郤原來還有

這麼些崢嶸人

物,為我們這群只懂默默耕耘,連上書也鄭重聲明不求聞達

的中文主任增

光,實在值得大書特書,表揚一番。感謝在這透料的諸

位,讓我們得以

認識職系的奇人異事,增加不少歸屬感。然而,感謝是一

回事,我始終

要懷疑活躍於這留言板的不是剛從學院鑽出來的p子就是

迂腐不堪的酸

秀才,人家不過個性一點,與眾不同一點,你就這麼大驚小

怪。難道都要

跟你們和了再造,你中有我,我中有你不成?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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我最近看了幾篇留言, 心裡覺得有點不安。到底我們應不應該

在網站上說一些近人身攻擊的話呢?我相信這絕對不是當日

設立這個網站的目的,

 

***我們可以在網站上暢所欲言,但總不能不尊重別人,尤其

是同屬一個職系的同事。我認為我們應該善用這個網站來交

流心得,互相切磋。各位網友,你們同意不同意?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday 10/05/2000 11:14:57am

 倒屎署黑猩猩有口皆「悲」 撰文 : Bi Bi

 

 回應BoomBoomBoom君有關倒屎署黑猩猩之「報料」,黑猩猩位「高」權重,在屬「大

 Pool」的倒屎署穩坐第二把交椅,又名Chimpanzee、靚靚、CLO 界賤人人辦等,早已「艷

 名四播」。請大家不要幻想人辦美艷不可方物,事實上,她的「芳容」早已有口皆「

 悲」。其實,外貌美醜並非最重要,但靚靚既無外在美,心地更是差得可以,全無內在

 美可言。

 

 靚靚是不折不扣的長舌婦兼是非精,其專長並非翻譯或傳譯,而是終日向「阿頭」小報

 告,目標是Office內除了「阿頭」及自己之外的絕大部分同事。靚靚最擅長做其「金手

 指」,專司「篤」人背脊,有本事把小事化大,顛倒是非黑白,甚至無中生有。其惡行

 昭著,早已人神共憤,而其「變臉」奇技,更是令人「歎為觀止」 : 靚靚多次獻計,稱署

 內可以削減 CLOI/II 人手,更指有人「游手好閒」 ; 但當其惡行遭人揭發後,她竟可睜大

 眼睛,當h�m計者缺德。這種能人所不能的「變臉」奇技,實在使人「拍案叫

 絕」,「甘拜下風」。假如靚靚活於文革之時,其成就當更非凡,說不定可以跟毛后江

 青爭一日之長短。

 

 在現時危急存亡之秋,靚靚竟然三番四次向上級獻計削減該署中文主任職位,這是人說

 的話嗎?「相煎何太急」,嗚呼!! 如果要削減該署的職位,把靚靚裁去方為明策。少了這

 個集中火力竟日算人、「篤」人、「整」人的是非精,也就是少了一個無建設性、陰毒

 缺德、肆意造謠生事、長期無風��浪的小人。

 

 CLO界賤人人辦,靚靚實至名歸,當之無愧。倒屎署所涉及的工作範圍已經極令人厭惡,

 加上一隻貌醜心賤的黑猩猩充任「實Q」,終日站崗,簡直是一大eyesore!管方應該向倒

 屎署的CLO發放厭惡性工作津貼。

 

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回應bb君留言︰

 

 

“三張幾o野,紮起辮仔”應出自Sam Hui的“十個女仔”。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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回應PP君留言:

 

 

告人部門有一超級怪胎,此人留有單辮(啊sam舊歌尖沙咀

susie 40張幾A扎起辮仔),極度選擇性地針對人。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Tuesday 10/03/2000 12:55:24am

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看見PP君講得這麼興奮,我也來湊湊熱鬧。

 

 

目標人物1:倒屎署黑猩猩

 

 

必殺技:雖非i/c但自比i/c,每天準時8時30分在大門“恭

候”眾同事上班,且腿力及肺活量驚人,在門口站崗半小時

後竟能站著與其“長人”下屬談天個多小時,然後以高達每

3分鐘一次的頻率來回廁所,以便繼續主動執行監察任務,

勤奮程度值得嘉許。

 

 

目標人物2:不知身在何處的足球小姐

 

 

必殺技:兩年來被各部門踢來踢去,現時下落不明。此君比

i/ci/c,傳聞曾要求其i/c上班時簽到,幸而在上班時間一直

緊鎖大門,絕少主動襲擊人類。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 10/03/2000 0:58:02am

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近日這個網站很靜,未知是否因為放榜在即,大家不敢多

言,怕影響仕途。<

P>

先前有人在這網站提及一些"騎呢"人,其實本人十分認同該

位人兄之

見解。這班被總部流放之人,在外擔任一人職位其實巳算益

了大家,如果

i/c就更令多人受害。本人亦曾聽聞多名"騎呢"或不受歡迎之

士,其中有

些是擔任一人職位,有些可能是你我的同事、老細。如某

紀律部隊最愛

偷窺同事的"瞥伯"、游水處出名"陰濕",經常篤人背脊的"

球先生"、另一

紀律部隊成日在辦公室""香港腳的"靚靚林亞珍"、死人塌樓

署唔做野,日日

睇個幾鐘報紙兼卸膊的"孖咀""大力筆"的手下,專壓迫下屬

"滅絕師太"

某分區專把工作""給手下的"皮光肉滑卸膞王"、工廠署態度

惡劣兼自

命有料的"黑面菠蘿飽"……

 

 

以上人物,絕非虛構,如有類同,實屬不幸。若此等"騎呢"

之士並非在

你身邊,恭喜你,否則便祝你你。"騎呢

"之士如河沙數,小第年資尚淺,識人不多,是故未能盡

錄,如各位人兄人

姐認識、聽聞、遇過職系內其他"騎呢"人士,還望相告,叫

大家有所防範,小心、小心。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Puzzled君︰

 

 

>問題﹕部門首長如不保留參加VR計劃的

>CLO職位,COL可否 不贊成該部門首長

>保留該CLO職位﹖

 

 

視乎這裡的“可”是"may"還是"can"吧。

 

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究竟五月減薪,六月VR的話,退休金會否

受影響?公務員事務局在書面回應和簡介

會上的答案竟完全兩樣。

 

 

因此,本站特於日前以電郵請該局加以澄清,並指出由於自

願退休計劃即將截止,請該局早日回覆,無奈至今本站只收

到由電腦自動發出的interim reply

 

 

特此對效率奇低的公務員事務局表示遺憾。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 10/01/2000 3:01:51pm

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CLOs have only 1 road to go:do the jobs of EOs now and then cut by

them one day. When will this day come?

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 09/30/2000 5:00:59pm

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公務員事務局﹕"部門如要取消中文主任職位,須先得到COL

同意。"

 

 

公務員事務局﹕"部門如有中文主任參加VR計劃,其首長須向

OLA表明會否保留該職位。"

 

 

問題﹕部門首長如不保留參加VR計劃的 CLO職位,COL可否

不贊成該部門首長不保留該CLO職位﹖

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 09/30/2000 0:48:30am

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 打隻好牌你上!

 

 

雖說部門刪減職位須經專員同意,但據聞某部門不擬在其中

文主任及繕校員自願離職後找人替任,變相刪減職位。

 

 

忽發奇想,GM能否趁自願退休計劃尚未截止,來一次緊急大

調動,把有意退休的同事調到有時限職位上,以保留常設職

位的數目?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday 09/29/2000 3:16:19pm

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管方暫時擱置把普通話加入評核報告的決定,確實令不少同

事雀躍不已──至少大家可在檢討前的一段時間裝備自己,

以免在管方日後舊事重提且大家抗議無效時,要為未諳普通

話而惶惶不可終日。

 

 

部分同事卻擔心另一個問題︰現在是各職系搶工作做的非常

時期,拒絕評核普通話豈非“倒米”?

 

 

依筆者看來,同事使用普通話的場合不多,因此問題還屬其

次;反而政府和市民的“新文化”,卻在我們捍衛職系的防

線上打開了一道缺口。

 

 

數個月前,政府中文主任協會曾發起了聯署信行動。該局終

於最近覆信,除了不少“翻炒”多次的論點外,也針對了協

會關於阻止其他性質相近職系蠶食中文主任工作的要求作出

回應。覆函中指出,該局未有發現所指情況,並以中譯英字

數有所上升作為佐證。但從中文主任保權益基地網站日前所

作的“公文潛水貨”的調查結果,可見不少職系都視中文主

任的工作為一大肥肉,即使自己力有不隸,甚至不惜使用如

潛水貨之類的“賤招”,也要咬它一口。

 

 

雖然公文潛水貨問題影響深遠,但短期來說,這種“我寫

字,你寫名”的工作方式,也形成了某種策略性夥伴關係,

應能為本職系續命一段時間。但這種夥伴關係,乃建基於一

個大前提:其他人員明白自己語文水平不及中文主任,因而

前來求助。但觀乎政府和市民在回歸後的種種表現,如投機

失敗要政府賠償、對狐仙有罪不控、醜聞主角懲戒男以高票

當選立法會議員,以至日來抓學生祭旗迎國慶等,足見羞恥

之心已瀕臨破產──既然國王穿上“新衣”也不覺羞愧,要

裁縫來幹嘛?

 

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The proposal of PTH's inclusion into the appraisal report and the

developments that followed were a lesson to be remembered by all.

 

 

As appositely summarized by 蘇肖娟 of 華員會 in a recent press

release, the bane of civil service reform is that the 180,000 strong civil

servants are treated as a target, not as a partner in the reform process.

The same mistake was committed in the PTH's fiasco. The

decision-makers should only know too well that the proposal was

made against the background of absence of an entry requirement,

inadequacy of relevant training and lack of consensus on the means of

appraisal. The whole matter speaks of a premature and inartistic

reform conducted by a group of perhaps well meaning but not so

realistic managers.

 

 

As a lowly CLO II, I was amongst those who were not privy as to

how, why and by who the decisions were made. While we admired

COL's courage in withdrawing a reform that was rejected by the

majority, some people should be held culpable for the rash manner the

reform was conducted. CLO was a grade famous for its reticence, but

when such a portentous decision is involved, some people have to be

honest with themselves and speak out for the benefits of the grade.

 

 

However, I do not think it was a fair comment to say that it was us

CLOs who had asked for the broadening of our scope of duty and that

when it was granted, we turned our back on it. In the first place, the

interpretation of PTH was not a duty the majority had asked for.

Thus, we had not gone back on our words. We had asked, for

example, to take minutes in the place of EOs. What happened here

was that what was asked was not granted, but what was not asked was

imposed. Such was clear even to a bystander and no playing of words

can help.

 

 

In the slightly more than six years of service with this grade, I saw

that little had been achieved in the fight for the grade members' rights.

But this time a major victory was sealed. Credit must go to the

GCLOA, and in particular the chairman and the EC members who had

fought a courageous battle. If there is anything that has to be learnt, it

is the indispensability of the support of the masses. Without the mass

display of opposition as revealed in the questionnaire exercise, the

management would have turned a deaf ear to the outcry and still gone

ahead with the reform.

 

 

The fight4rights website had helped shape the opinion that finally led

to the proposal's withdrawal. The website has been applauded from the

outset as the Hyde Park of CLOs. The most vocal of outcry against the

proposal was not heard elsewhere but here on the website. It has

helped safeguard the grade's interest and its continued existence must

be secured at all cost. To tap the pulse of the masses, COL and some

senior members of our grade might be reading messages posted here at

the same time as we are reading them. If we would like to express our

opinion, we can make use of this channel. Of course, we must ensure

that we do not revile or vilify.

 

 

As someone who makes his living on his proficiency of languages and

given that learning PTH is a trend, we should not interpret this victory

as life-long exemption of acquiring the dialect. If other civil servants

gradually master it better than we do, we CLOs should be ashamed if

we do not do likewise. The most pressing issue now is how to ensure

that our grade members receive proper PTH training and in what

circumstances are these trainings conducted. The management will put

forward the same proposal in the future. It is just a matter of time.

The crux of the question is what do we do in between and perhaps

more importantly, what the training section will do to bridge the

competency gap that exists. What had been rightful justifications to

oppose the proposal this time would be pretexts in the future if we

slumber the hours away.

 

 

In every reform, there is an originator and a target, or more

constructively, an initiator or a partner. Although we refer to the

reform as "premature", we should not be too harsh with the originator

and lose the vision of its desirability in the future. People who propose

it may do so out of good intent and we should bear in mind that

acquiring PTH is a tide that no one can turn. In the battle for survival,

we should make every constructive proposal available to the Grade

Management, who should by no means be treated as an enemy. I

would like to conclude my comments with the words from Abraham

Lincoln when he was referring to the American Civil War, "A house

divided against itself cannot stand." Let the grade of CLO strive

towards that goal and leave our differences behind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Blonde and beautiful

 

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a

blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move

to the economy section since she didn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New

York

and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the

co-pilot to speak to her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her

to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to

New York and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he

should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde and I know how

to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section,

mumbling to

herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so ?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain

what he said to her. The captain replied, "I told her the first class

section wasn't going to New York."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 09/19/2000 1:49:14am

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Won,

 

 

No. I.E. tends to remove one byte from some DBCS characters and is

therefore incompatible with Chinese.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 09/18/2000 1:01:58pm

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Webmaster,

 

Did you mean that we can't use IE to leave a message here? Please

specify. IE users still cannot type in Chinese directly here, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday 09/12/2000 9:09:54pm

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CLO Dog君︰

 

 

要是連GM也幫不上忙的話,可試著“網上資源”新增的打小

人網。

 

Monday 09/11/2000 10:06:16pm

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蒼蠅歌注

 

 

可能有同事不明蒼蠅歌所指,故膽粗粗作注﹕

 

 

前半段無需解釋,後半部應指改革,到頭來仍是一場空,如

潮水之上落,行人之往來,景物無改,人面如舊。任公指梁

啟超,荊公指王安石,任公維新之初,當憶起王安石改革,

故撰王安石傳。惟兩者俱敗,無數人頭落地。

 

Rtrrr君或借歌諷今,但愚見認為董朝之改革,與任荊兩公相

去甚遠,與之相比,蒼蠅更得意忘形,如遇糞堆,嗡叫不

停。

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday 09/11/2000 3:33:16am

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BoomBoomBoom講得好,“語文專家”這帽子不過是唬嚇人

的技倆而已,

說穿了實在自欺欺人,難為OLA那班高官仍可以睜著眼胡

扯。撫心自問,

特區政府少了中文主任,也不見得會亂作一團,面對現實

吧,中文主任

職系“摺埋”已成定局,只爭遲早而已,年輕力壯或有好路

數者,宜盡

快轉工,年老色衰或身負經濟重擔者,則不妨考慮參加VR

劃,執番多

少養老。一句講晒,CLO grade實死冇生!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sunday 09/10/2000 4:06:18pm

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Sorry!BoomBoomBoom. Ithought you were serious. I should have

read between the lines and appreciate your humour. Sorry again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Saturday 09/09/2000 6:48:51pm

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  Saturday 09/09/2000 9:47:43am

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既然Mr. Somebody君如此認真,看來本人也該收斂一下,少寫

點反話。

 

 

話說"騎呢"一族人強馬壯,滲透政府各階層,上有老X董、路

公公之流,下有"pok"工人、房事經理,各懷獨門絕技,平

日喬裝精銳部隊,一有機會(如有傳媒在場),便會極盡丟架之

能事。既然"騎呢"一族黨羽眾多,混入到CLO族群中也並非難

事。

 

 

自我價值觀有多重要?非常重要──連簡單一個""字都不

會寫,算什麼語文專家?()所謂以做i/c來提升自我形象,實

在是戲言而已。撇開留在OLA是否也能提升自我形象的問

題,事實上即使如BBB般一之上,萬人之下,完成艱鉅任務

後聽見subject officers"顧客"的感激說話時也會高興好一陣

子,自我形象也會大大提高,根本不用押上整個職系的形象

、前途來拯救這些醫番都o徙藥費且根本沒有形象可以提高的

"騎呢族人"

 

 

聽說23樓的毒氣室即將搬遷,未知OLA會否攻佔該處,將之

作為集中營,把所有"騎呢"CLO俘虜回來,處以苦工監極刑,

使其早日悟出自由的可貴,洗心革面,重新做人?

 

 

只是論到"往績"OLA該不會捉些老鼠入米甕吧?

 

 

註︰"語文專家"這頂帽,沉重非常……沉重非常……沉重非

常……不加點人工來買補品的話,相信甚少同事有能力戴得

下。但既然大家對此的反應不太強烈,那便算是默認了,偶

而把這頂帽搬出來吹吹牛皮也無妨。

 

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上周民建聯在政綱中提出公務員應加薪。恕站長善忘,究竟